Kashi Cookies?

I received a free sample in the mail of the new Kashi TLC Oatmeal Dark Chocolate cookie. For those unfamiliar with the Kashi line, they make a cereal full of sticks and bark that will give your intestines a 3am wake up call!
Now, they did not ask me to review their cookie, it was not a condition of the free cookie, I'm doing it as a service to my readers!
Calling this little snack a "cookie" was a stretch....it was round, and it had chocolate chips in it...that's where the cookie part ends. The many seeds, grains and other "natural" (poop forming) ingredients that they put in these cookies leave one with an immediate need for dental floss after eating them. It was very dense & heavy, and full of assorted wholesome ingredients, 3 grams of fiber, and 7 whole grains. You know what that means, right? Yeah. They should be serving these to Mr Fab's new friend Lena in the home...cause they'll make her go! I think they deliberately make them heavy so that they actually SINK to your lower intestine in preparation for the exit move. I do not receommend eating more than 1 cookie per serving....as you may be in for the long haul, if you get my drift!
Overall, I thought it was okay, if you can get past the density - which actually keeps you feeling full- it had a nice chocolatey taste from the chips, and if there were no chips it would be a round, dense piece of bark....not sure if I would spend $2.89 on a box of 10 cookies though .....that's a tad steep there Kashi..... I thought we were Good Friends? Your cereal box says we are......so send me some free cookies so I can stay regular!