No Paper

I know it is President's day today...but where is my newspaper? The newspaper does not go on holiday - I expect it on my doormat every morning, holidays included. And I HATE when it is not there - because you have to call and complain, and I end up having to walk over to the newspaper box to get one. BUT THE NEWSPAPER BOX WAS EMPTY AS WELL. So, where is the newspaper delivery person today? And why is there not backup? All I ask for on my day off is coffee and the newspaper when I get up in the morning. Is that too much?